At 9:04 a.m., I heard a stomp, stomp, a ten second pause, and a thump in the Upstairs Stomper's apartment.
Then at 9:18 a.m., the Upstairs Stomper made one really loud bang and three stomps.
From 9:38 to 9:39 a.m., there was much stomping and banging going on overhead. I'm seriously wondering what kind of heavy-soled footwear they wear when they're inside? I can picture walking around in socks when indoors, but why does it sound like the military running drills overhead?
Sigh. If I go any crazier, I'll be shouting, "Left, left, left, right, left" one of these days.
And for the record, I have zero military background. I was too much of a pudge anyway. Too soft.